What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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