Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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