- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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