Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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