- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

that wall over there ->

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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