- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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