- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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