Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why dont they make black forks

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Abortion.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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