- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

whats green and lives in the water

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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