- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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