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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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