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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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