- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

salad days!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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