- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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