What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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