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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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