- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

do you have a wife?

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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