a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I'm Coming

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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