a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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