What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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