- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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