- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

The Big Band Theory

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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