- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

women's rights.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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