There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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