- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

God is real.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

gingers

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock!? . . No.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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