if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Anti Joke

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