What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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