I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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