Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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