- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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