- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

every knight i see an owl at window

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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