- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How come anti jokes r funny

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

every knight i see an owl at window

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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