- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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