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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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