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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the dog die? He was old

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

* anti-punchline

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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