- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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