Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats hairy and crys your mom

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Massie is a fatass

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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