- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

The New York Giants

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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