What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Knock knock Come in

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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women's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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