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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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