- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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