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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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