- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Tilt your screen back .

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Praise Paisley

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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