- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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