- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How come anti jokes r funny

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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