- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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