- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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