Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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