- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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