- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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