What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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