How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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