- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Get on the boat.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

rent a cops

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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