- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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