Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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