- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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