What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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