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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo