- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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