- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I put my baby in a microwave.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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