- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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