- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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