- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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