She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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