- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Fat? Jesse Z

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