- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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