- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Justin with a hat.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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