- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

whats hairy and crys your mom

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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