whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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