- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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