- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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