- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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