What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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