- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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