- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

White men's rights

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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