- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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