I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Anti Joke

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