- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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