- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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