In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fat? Jesse Z

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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