- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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