- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Andoni was here

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

my egg roll

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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