- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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