- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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