- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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