How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Your big dick.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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drugs.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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