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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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