You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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