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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I love alchohol!

angelo snyder is not ga

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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