knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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hi jonny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

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