What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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