- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Massie is a fatass

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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