- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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