- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I enjoy Popcorn

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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