- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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