- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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