- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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