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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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