- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Alchohol.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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