What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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