- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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