why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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