- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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