- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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