- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

neil likes pube toast

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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