How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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