- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a dyslexic man walked his god.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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