Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

angelo snyder is not ga

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Praise Paisley

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

asians have slitted eyes lol

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

call me maybe.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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