- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Fat? Jesse Z

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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