Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Religion.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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