- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

whats hairy and crys your mom

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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