- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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